Alan gets two questions, and he stares at Hanna for a second, like he isn't quite sure what the other's saying. It's been a while since he's been this high, man. He holds up one finger.
"Not weird, sounds like a hell hole." He holds another one up.
"I've been married for--" Shit. How long had he been trapped in the Dark Place? "--a while," he settles, "So yeah, I use terms of endearment with my wife."
Any ounce of seriousness Hanna had bleeds into a laugh as Alan stares at him with that look that can only read as 'I am way too high for this'. That's okay, Alan.
"A while is a very specific number, Mr. Wake." He teases, grabbing another oreo to separate it and eat the cream first, "what do you call her then? Are some better than others?"
"Babe, honey, it depends on the mood. And hers. I'm not going to call her babe when she's mad. You know how it is," he says, and then a thought occurs to him.
"Are you asking me because you've never done this before?"
Hanna doesn't look embarrassed, just a little surprised. Did he look like the kind of guy who was used to being in a relationship? He didn't think so.
"Oh...yeah? I kind of figured that was obvious. Though I guess I did lie to Blitz about having some kind of anti-sex curse when we first met so he would stop coming on to me but that backfired horribly so maybe it's less obvious than I thought?" Who wants to go out with a tiny, obnoxious ginger anyways? Apparently Vincent.
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"Not weird, sounds like a hell hole." He holds another one up.
"I've been married for--" Shit. How long had he been trapped in the Dark Place? "--a while," he settles, "So yeah, I use terms of endearment with my wife."
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"A while is a very specific number, Mr. Wake." He teases, grabbing another oreo to separate it and eat the cream first, "what do you call her then? Are some better than others?"
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"Are you asking me because you've never done this before?"
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"Oh...yeah? I kind of figured that was obvious. Though I guess I did lie to Blitz about having some kind of anti-sex curse when we first met so he would stop coming on to me but that backfired horribly so maybe it's less obvious than I thought?" Who wants to go out with a tiny, obnoxious ginger anyways? Apparently Vincent.